Weird Science: Fanfiction
Season 6, Episode 15:
"It's Space Wars, Honey"
"You make man…"
Gary and Wyatt look at each other as the Weird Science song starts, showing the following scenes (note- 'S6!' means a new scene from season 6):
-The keyboard 'Enter' button is pressed
-Weird Science logo
-Lightning strikes the house
-View of Lisa, moving up
-Gary and Wyatt travel through the dream gate
-Bazooka boys forming
-Gary's poet within is zapped out right next to him
-With Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt in the background, Chett does the disco dance of innocence and his arm flies off
-Lisa blows magic kiss to Wyatt
Michael Manasseri clips
-Old West Wyatt gets pulled through the time warp
-(S6!) Falls down into an island lagoon
-Turns into nightmare id monster
-Head gets pulled off
-(S6!) In pajamas, with wet hair, gets zapped by Lisa into day clothes and dry hair
John Mallory Asher clips
-(S6!) Swings a frustrated fist in a black and white scene
-(S6!) About to bite an apple as it gets zapped into a remote control
-Lisa's finger touches his head, zapping him a super large brain
-Beams down inside Farber High with Tetrahydrozaline
Lee Tergeson clips
-Playing the piano on Groundhog Day
-Buccaneer hat placed on his head zaps him into the Pirate King
-Fighting Principal Scampi as the room flashes with yellow electricity
-(S6!) As suited Principal, gets face slapped
-Jumps down from ceiling as secret agent wearing black outfit
Vanessa Angel clips
-(S6!) Wearing a Scooby Doo T-shirt on a tropical island, zaps up a compass in her hand
-Carefully enters a dark cave, carrying a 'light saber' glowing stick
-Tiger on grave morphs into Lisa wearing a tiger-print dress
-Wearing glasses and suit disguised as a school teacher
-Large grinning close-up
- Gary and Wyatt in tuxedoes rocket up wearing jetpacks - Lisa, Gary, Wyatt, and Chett are all wearing earphones, singing around a microphone - (S6!) Lisa with her arms around Gary and Wyatt, zaps them and all 3 disappear - Black & white Dr. Frankenstein "She's alive! Alive!"
Fades in showing the ending scene from "Showdown on Meepus-5" with the Stevies (as frogs now) moving around on their home planet and the leader (as a frog still) hopping up to the main computer terminal when all of a sudden we see a BIG blast of pink electricty completely inculping all the Stevies in it.
Cut to Farber High showing the the outside sign then moving into the Principal Chett's office.
IT'S SPACE WARS, HONEY
Chett: (on P.A. system) "Would Wyatt Donnelly please report to my office immediately?"
Cut to show Wyatt getting up from his seat in class and walking to Chett's office.
Wyatt enters Chett's office and has a seat right infront of his desk.
Chett: Wyatt! How ya doin' today?
Wyatt: Great Chett. What do you want?
Chett: I needed to ask where Gary is - or rather where he's been. He's been missing so much school lately and I'm getting worried that he's gonna flunk.
Wyatt: Oh, he's been away on a vacation with Tetra. Somewhere called, "Tetrazonian World" I think.
Chett: Tetra... what?
Wyatt: Tetrazonian World. It's where she's from and she wanted Gary to visit her parents for a change.
Chett: Oh, how nice! Well, when will they be back?
Wyatt: Another 2 weeks I think...
Chett: 2 WEEKS!! He is gonna fail if he keeps dodging school.
Lisa zaps in wearing her bathing suit with a beach towel over her left shoulder carrying a picnic basket and suntan lotion.
Lisa: Hey guys! Wanna go somewhere — say Hawaii perhaps?
Before either of them could answer, she zaps them all away in a big blue electric flash of light.
Wyatt: Where are we, Lis? (Looks around) Oh no - not that Tropical Paradise of yours again...
Chett: What Tropical Paradise?
Wyatt: The island she always zaps to for vacations and the one she tried to make-out with me on a few years ago.
Chett: Make-out with you, and you refused? What kind of a half-honored wussy are you? (turns to Lisa) Okay, Lisa, as much as I would love to remain in this Paradise of yours with you, I can't - I have lots of work to do — now zap us back.
Lisa: Okay, okay. Party-poopers! (zaps them all back to Chett's office)
They all reappear in Chett's office at Farber, and Lisa is now wearing a 'teacher's outfit' and has glasses on. (She's in her Teacher's disguise....)
Chett: Good. Now, since you're here Lis, How would you like to fill in and teach Mrs. Carmichael's 11th grade English class? She's home with the flu and I couldn't find a substitute yet....
Lisa: Me teach? Well.... okay. What do I have to teach them?
Chett: Oh... some novel I believe...but you can handle it, right?
Lisa: Of course! (starts gettng dizy and holding her head up straight)
Wyatt: What's wrong Lis? How come you look so pale all of a sudden?
Lisa: I don't know. I just started getting a little faint just then. (sits down next Wyatt)
Chett: (to Lisa, but Lisa can't hear) Can you still teach the ... Lisa yoo-hoo I'm talking to you - pay attention will ya... the class...?
Wyatt: Something's wrong Chett. I don't like this.
Lisa can't hear Chett or Wyatt talking to her because she is getting a telekinetic transmission from across the galaxy....
"Lisa - Lisa - Oh Lisa! Did you really think you could get rid of us so easily? We're back and coming to get you.... be forwarned this time we mean business."
She starts to regain conciousness and looks at Chett and Wyatt in a scared look.
Wyatt: What happened Lis? Why did you black-out there for a sec?
Lisa: I don't know. I think its because I was getting some kind of a telekinetic transmission from someone saying that they're coming back for me and that they mean business this time.
Chett: Who's coming back for you?
Lisa: I don't know.
Cut to Meepus-5 again showing the Stevies surrounded by the big Pink electric blast being all of a sudden transformed back to their original alien creatures — only this time they're bigger, stronger, and a lot tougher.
Screen fades out for the episode's first commercial break....
Screen fades back in to the new Stevies creatures on Meepus-5.
Stevie (leader): Yes! My machine worked!!
Young Stevie: What machine is that, father?
Stevie: My life regenerating machine which I designed just incase that computer genie named Lisa was clever enough to realize that if she used all her power on us it would be enough to wipe us out. Luckily for us, I accounted for this and built this machine before we went after her the last time. Now we're back and we're stronger than ever! There's no way she can escape from us now!!
Young Stevie: Well, what's our next step then?
Stevie: To get in our ship and go to Planet Earth and beam her up. This time I made some modifications to the ship to prevent her from using any magic regardless of that special "remote control" device she zapped for that creator of hers -- Wyatt I believe. The modifications will also prevent all of her friends and creators from coming on the ship to -- if they try, they'll be instantly bounced right back off again!! HA HA HA HA!!
Cut to the new Stevies ship launching heading straight for Planet Earth, then cuts to the Planet Tetrazonian where Tetra and Gary are visiting with Tetra's parents.
Tetra's Mother: Oh that's great Gar! Nice to see that our Tetra has finally found herself that special guy.
Gary: Thanks, Mrs. T.
Tetra: Um.. Gary, I think we better be heading back to Earth now. I have a feeling Lisa may be needing us once again....
Gary: Huh? Why?
Tetra: I don't know exactly, but I'm sensing major trouble heading straight for Earth.
Gary: Well, then we better go! Thanks for dinner, Mr. and Mrs. Tetrahydrazaline.
Mr. and Mrs. T.: Oh your welcome Gary! Have a safe trip home.
Cut to showing Gary and Tetra blast off from 'Planet Tetrazonian' and heading home for Planet Earth. Then cuts to inside their ship.
Gary: Okay, dear. We're alone now. What's going on?
Tetra: I think the Stevies are alive again and after Lisa once more. This time they're a lot stronger and tougher and have made a lot of enhancements to their ship to really contain Lisa in it this time.
Gary: What?! How?! ....
Tetra: It gets worse too! If they manage to get Lisa beamed up we're gonna be unable to get in the ship and rescue her.
Gary: Oh, just great! Well, we have to get a message to Wyatt and let him know what's going on.
Tetra: I'm afraid by the time he gets the message it'd be too late — we have to fly extremely fast!! We haven't much time.
Meanwhile back onm Planet Earth at the Donnelly residence....
Chett: Okay, Lis - is there anything we can do to help?
Lisa: I don't know. I'm afraid there isn't. This doesn't look good.... (gets another transmission and starts fainting)
Wyatt: Lisa! What's going on?
Voices in Lisa's Head: "Oh Lisa, Lisa, Lisa -- just another 5 minutes and you are ours once and for all."
Lisa: (to who ever is contacting her) Who are you guys? What do you want?
Chett and Wyatt start to get really worried.
Voices in Lisa's Head: Oh we're sorry — we're the Stevies. You remeber us, don't you? We're back and stronger then ever this time.
Lisa: Leave me alone you space monkeys! I will never be your sex slave!
Wyatt: Lisa? What's wrong?
Chett: Lisa, if you wake up I'll get you some Chunky Monky ice-cream....
Lisa: Chunky Monky? My favorite. Gimme!!
Chett: Oh great you're awake... what happened Lis?
Lisa: I got another message from those guys again.
Chett: The same ones who sent you the message at school?
Lisa: Yeah. They said, 'that they're back and stronger then ever, and are after me again!'
Wyatt: Who's after you again, Lis?
Lisa: Those Space monkeys!
Wyatt: Not those Steve guys again. I thought you turned them into frogs.
Chett: Wait, I'm a little confused here. Who's after Lisa?
Lisa and Wyatt, both stunned that Chett doesn't know, turn and look at him with disgusted looks on their faces as the screen fades out for the episode's second commercial break....
Screen fades back in as Lisa and Wyatt explain to Chett who the Stevies are and why they're after Lisa.
Chett: Ah, now I see... so some space turkeys want your bod, right?
Wyatt: Yeah, basically, Chett.
Chett: Well, there's no way I'm gonna let some space turkey have my Lisa. They'll have to go through me first!
Wyatt: Too bad Gary and Tetra aren't here. I'm sure Tetra would be able to help a lot!
Chett: You mean burger boy? How the heck could he help us?
Lisa: Watch it, Chett! If it weren't for burger boy, um.. sorry I mean Gary, I wouldn't be here.
Chett: Oh sorry. Keep forgetting that you could actually be a creation of his.
At that moment, Gary and Tetra beam down to Wyatt's living room where all of them are -- Lisa, Chett, Wyatt, and now Gary and Tetra.
Gary: Whoo! Made it! Good thing your ship can lightspeed, there honey. I think we beat 'em here....
Tetra: C'mon, we have to get Lisa someplace safe. Those Stevies will be here at any minute.
Chett: Where can we stash her, though?
Wyatt: Good question, Chett? Lis, maybe you should go craw back into the computer...?
Lisa: No good. Remember last time? That's how they got hold of me with the help of those Farber Security jerks.
Wyatt: Oh yeah....
Tetra: I know. She can hide out in my space ship until this mess is over with. There's no way those Stevies can get in there.
Lisa: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
Lisa is about to zap all of them to Tetra's ship when a bright white beam comes down and surrounds Lisa in it. She gets slowly beamed up to the Stevies ship.
Wyatt: Lisa!! What's going on?
Tetra: It's them. Those Stevie flumwads. They've got Lisa now - it's all over.
Chett: It can't be! There's gotta be a way to get Lisa back?! We can't just lose her without a fight.
Tetra: Well... there may one chance..... but its very risky.
Gary: How risky? It's not dangerous is it?
Tetra: Well, the ship will no longer let any of you on it, however, with my ability to change shape and form I can disguise myself as one of them and sneak on the ship. The trouble will be getting Lisa off again, though, as she won't be able to use any magic.
Gary: So, how can we get Lisa off then? There's gotta be a way?
Wyatt: Wait! I think I may have the solution. Remember that teleporter Lisa zapped up that allows us to teleport anywhere we want to go? Well, if there was some way of shrinking it down to size so that Tetra can carry it with her she could then use that to teleport both her and Lisa off the ship and back home again.
Chett: Nice thinking Sis! But, who do we know that can shrink things?
At that moment, the doorbell rings and Wyatt goes to answer it. Standing there is none other than Wayne Szalinski with biggest invention -- his shrink ray!
Wayne Szalinski: Is this Wyatt's house? I was brought here to help someone named, Wyatt.
Wyatt: I'm Wyatt... and you are?
Wayne: Wayne Szalinski. I recieved this note saying that you are in need of my shrink ray and all of a sudden I was transported here.
Wyatt: Ahh, yes! Please come in. (After Wayne walks in, Wyatt steps just outside for a sec., has a quick look up at the sky and whispers "Way to go, Lis - Good quick thinking!" and then goes back inside closing the door behind him.)
They all head up to Wyatt's room to find the transporter that's in his closet somewhere.
Wayne: So what do you need me to to do? Why was I transported here with my shrink ray?
Wyatt: Evidentally, our genie (named Lisa) must have remembered the transporter pad and zapped you here to help us right at the last minute.
Gary: Allright Lis!!
Wyatt: So we need you to duplicate and shrink our teleporter pad so that Tetra can take it with her to rescue Lisa.
Wayne: Oh, I see. Well, I can set the shrink ray to wear off after a little while so the teleporter or whatever will grow back to full size, however, (looking at Tetra - in her human form) you will have to hurry finding this Lisa.
Tetra: Okay, thanks for the warning -- I'll keep that in mind.
Gary: Um... if she teleports home from the ship won't the teleporter stay on the ship?
Wyatt: Oh yeah... forgot about that. We can't let that happen as the Stevies could use it to teleport anywhere they wanted to.
Chett: Well, once we get Lisa back can't we just have her zap it back or destroy it somehow....?
Wyatt: Yeah, I suspose so.... (finds the teleporter) Okay, here it is.
Wayne: Perfect. Now stand back everyone - I don't want to shrink any of you as well...
Chett: Wouldn't want that to happen now would we?
Wyatt: Nope. (smiles)
Wayne sets up his shrink ray and shrinks the teleporter down to carry size.
Wayne: There we go. Now remember, the shrink effect will wear off after 20 minutes - so you're gonna have to hurry.
Tetra: Okay. Now, back to my ship...
Cut to show them getting on Tetra's ship and blasting off into space to go find those Stevies.
Tetra: Okay there they are. Now, Gary, honey, take over while I beam over there. (changes into a Stevie herself so she can blend in on the Alien's ship)
Cut to the Stevie ship.
Stevie (leader): Enjoying ourselves, I trust.
Lisa: Go barf up a bean pole, pink-belly.
Stevie: I see you're still not ready to help us so I'll just leave you locked up here for a while -- you're sure to come to your senses soon enough.
Lisa: Oh please! If I said no you before, do you actually think you stand a chance now that you like... (almost speechless).... That! ?
Stevie: Oh come on, who do you think you're fooling, Lisa? We know you can't resist us now that we're bigger, beautier, badder! Resistance is futile, baby! Always was!
Lisa: Uh-huh! You know -- Wyatt is sure to find some way to rescue me. Why didn't you beam us all up here and lock all of us up - then you'd have us all with now way of escape.
Stevie: Well, I would have liked to, Lisa. We're accountable for all the beaming up we do you know - not to mention we're limited to storage space to lock you humans up in.
Lisa: Oh. Well, haven't you learned anything from our very many roundevues? Wyatt WILL find a way to save me! I will NEVER be your queen!
Young Stevie: Commander! Come to the control deck quick! We have a major problem here!
Stevie (leader) leaves locking Lisa in the newly made prision cell and then heads to see what the problem is in the Control Room.
Cut back to Tetra's ship.
Tetra (as a Stevie): Well, I guess I'm ready. Wish me luck! (steps on the transprter #1 pad and beams over to where Lisa is on the Stevie's ship)
Gary: Be careful dear.
Screen fades out for the episode's third commercial break....
Screen fades back in as Tetra teleports back with Lisa to her own ship.
Wyatt: Lisa! I thought we lost you there for good, this time. I'm so glad you're back!!
Lisa: Thanks Wyatt. I was really scared there too. Luckily I remembered about the Teleporter and zapped Wayne Szalinski over to help you guys.
Wyatt: Good thing you did, too, Lis! Otherwise we might have just lost you forever.
Chett: Nah... we would have found someway of getting her back....
Tetra: Okay, you guys. Now we have to take care of their ship once and for all.
Lisa: ... and just what do you have planned?
Tetra: This! (fires her "Proton Beam Blaster 2000" and it shoots a powerful ray right into the Stevies ship causing it to go spiraling out of control...)
Lisa: Wow!! Nice shot Tetra!
Tetra: Thank You!
Cut to the Stevies ship....
Steve: Wha- What? What's going on? Who? How? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
The Stevies all get tossed and turned inside the ship as the ship continues to spin out of control.
Flash back to Tetra's ship.
Gary: Too bad they don't have seatbelts huh?
They all start laughing.... until....
Tetra: Holy Space! They're headed right for a Black Hole!
Lisa: A Black Hole? Really? Good - they're finally history!
Flash back to the Stevies ship showing it spinning out-of-control into the Black Hole.
Flash back to Tetra's ship.
Tetra: Okay, that's it! We won't be hearing from them anytime oon.
Lisa: Oh thank god! Let's get oughta here!!
Gary: I hear that.
Cut to show Tetra's ship blasting off again heading back home to Earth as the screen fades out.
Cut to the Stevies ship now inside the Black Hole.
Stevie (leader): Oh this is just great!
Young Steve: What is it pop?
Steve: We're stuck in a black hole, and I left my flashlight in my OTHER telephone shirt!
Cuts back to Tetra's ship with Lisa, Wyatt, Chett, Gary & Tetra all aboard heading back home as the credits are being shown slowly on the bottom half of the screen with the Weird Science theme playing in the background (softly).
Lisa: (to Tetra) So, um how did you find out about the Stevies plan in the first place?
Tetra: Oh yeah, that. Um... let's just say it was just a hunch. We've grown so close together that I've started sensing whenever danger approaches you.
Lisa: Oh! Well, it's a good think you came when you did. Thanks!
Tetra: No sweat, Lisa. I'll be there for you whenever you need me.
WeirdScience background music now gets louder as Lisa and Tetra both smile at each other. Cut slowly backing up to outside the ship showing it blasting off through space for Earth as the final credits are shown.
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