Weird Science: Fanfiction


Season 6, Episode 9:
"Little Sister"

"You make man…"
"No, Woman."

Gary and Wyatt look at each other as the Weird Science song starts, showing the following scenes (note- 'S6!' means a new scene from season 6):

-The keyboard 'Enter' button is pressed
-Weird Science logo
-Lightning strikes the house
-Lisa created
-View of Lisa, moving up
-Gary and Wyatt travel through the dream gate
-Bazooka boys forming
-Catwoman Lisa
-Gary's poet within is zapped out right next to him
-With Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt in the background, Chett does the disco dance of innocence and his arm flies off
-Lisa blows magic kiss to Wyatt

Michael Manasseri clips
-Old West Wyatt gets pulled through the time warp
-(S6!) Falls down into an island lagoon
-Turns into nightmare id monster
-Head gets pulled off
-(S6!) In pajamas, with wet hair, gets zapped by Lisa into day clothes and dry hair

John Mallory Asher clips
-(S6!) Swings a frustrated fist in a black and white scene
-(S6!) About to bite an apple as it gets zapped into a remote control
-Lisa's finger touches his head, zapping him a super large brain
-Beams down inside Farber High with Tetrahydrozaline

Lee Tergeson clips
-Playing the piano on Groundhog Day
-Buccaneer hat placed on his head zaps him into the Pirate King
-Fighting Principal Scampi as the room flashes with yellow electricity
-(S6!) As suited Principal, gets face slapped
-Jumps down from ceiling as secret agent wearing black outfit

Vanessa Angel clips
-(S6!) Wearing a Scooby Doo T-shirt on a tropical island, zaps up a compass in her hand
-Carefully enters a dark cave, carrying a 'light saber' glowing stick
-Tiger on grave morphs into Lisa wearing a tiger-print dress
-Wearing glasses and suit disguised as a school teacher
-Large grinning close-up

- Gary and Wyatt in tuxedoes rocket up wearing jetpacks - Lisa, Gary, Wyatt, and Chett are all wearing earphones, singing around a microphone - (S6!) Lisa with her arms around Gary and Wyatt, zaps them and all 3 disappear - Black & white Dr. Frankenstein "She's alive! Alive!"


Int. - On the spaceship - Sametime

Fades in to outside of the Donnelly's house as Wyane and Marcia are getting ready to leave on their 2 month vacation to Paris.


Story by: Bunny

Teleplay by: Bunny & WeirdScience.Net!

Wayne: C'mon Honey, we're gonna miss our flight.

Marcia: I'm coming, dear. (turns to Chett) Take care of your brother okay. (turns to Wyatt) Do something fun with Gary, okay. We'll be back in a couple months. Bye.

Wyatt: Have a good trip.

Chett: Don't worry. The house is in good hands. I'm in charge. I'm in control.

Wayne and Marcia drive off for the Airport to catch their flight to Paris, France just as Lisa and Tetra zap in.

Wyatt: Lisa? What's with the fancy outfit? Going somewhere?

Lisa: In the matter of fact, yes. I was gonna take Tetra out shoppping today. You should be okay without me for a few hours, right?

Wyatt: Yeah, I guess so. Be careful though. No magic infront of anyone,okay?

Lisa: Yeah, yeah.

Lisa zaps herself and Tetra to the mall to do some shopping for the day. Wyatt, Gary, and Chett all go inside planning on a nice relaxing day by themselves.

Wyatt: (thumbing through the TV Guide) Hey! Mystery Science Theatre's on in 5 minutes!

Gary: You and your 'Mystery Science Theatre'. Don't you ever get enough of that show?

Chett: (snatching the remote) Sorry, kiddies. I put money on the Yankee/Astro's game; no way I'm missin' it!

They resigned themselves to baseball, and sat on the couch together. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

Wyatt: I'll get it. (answers) Hi. Can I help you?

Woman: Yes. Is this the Donnelly residence?

Wyatt: Yeah.

The woman standing at the door wearing a nice green dress who also has a young child standing right next to her. The child is a pretty little girl; small, with long red hair and big green eyes.

Chett: (conversationally) So, this your daughter?

Woman: No, I am just here to deliver her.

Wyatt: (annoyed for some reason he can't put his finger on) This is a child; not a pizza.

Woman: Yes, well... (reaches into her briefcase for a file and hands to Wyatt) This should explain everything. I must go. (leaves)

Wyatt, Chett, &Gary: WAIT!

But, it's too late. She's gone...

Wyatt: (looking down at the scared little girl) Hi, sweetie. What's your name.

Little Girl: Gosalyn. Gosalyn Donnelly.

Chett chokes on his beer, Wyatt does a double-take, and Gary faints.

Sceen fades out for the episodes first commercial break.


Fades back in as everyone walks back inside the house.

Wyatt: (looks at file) Oh, man.

Chett: What?

Wyatt: According to this file, Dad had an affair. We have an 8-year-old sister!

A couple of hours later, the initial shock had worn off, and they were sitting trying to figure out what to do while Gosalyn played with her doll in another part of the room.

Wyatt: Well, it's legit. I called Dad. He confessed.

Chett: What are we supposed to do with her?

Wyatt: Take care of her. We're her big-brothers.

Chett: What do we know about takin' care of a little girl?

Wyatt: (admittingly) Well, nothing, really.

Chett: (sarcastically) Nice to see I can count on you to calm me down!

Wyatt: You're forgetting about Lisa and Tetra.

Chett: No, I'm not! I remember them!

Wyatt: (patiently) They're women...

Gary: Oh! I see where he's goin' !

Just then, Lisa and Tetra returned from shopping. The guys explained the situation to them. They stared in open-mouthed shock, but quickly recovered.

Lisa: Wait a minute! Just because I'm the chick... Wy's better at this kind of thing,anyway!

Wyatt: Lis, we wern't gonna just push her off on you.

Chett: (nudging Wyatt & stage whispering) We weren't?

Wyatt: No!

Tetra: Um... Gary?

Gary: Huh?

Tetra: We should be getting home.

Gary: Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. Bye Wy. Bye Lisa.

Lisa & Wyatt: Later, Gar.

Sceen fades out slowly and fades in to the next scene with Chett & Wyatt sleeping soundly in their beds. Suddenly, they both wake up as they hear screaming, and rush towards the sound. They flip on the light to Gosalyn's room and see her still thrashing around in the covers.

Chett: (goes to her and shakes her gently) Gos? Gosalyn?

Gosalyn: (waking up) Chett?

Chett: (relieved) Yeah.

She looks up to see Wyatt there, too, and seems comforted by this. Chett gently lays her back down and tucks her back in.

Gosalyn: (yawns) Will you sing to me?

Chett & Wyatt: Sing?

Gosalyn: Yeah... I sleep better that way.

Chett & Wyatt conference slightly out of earshot.

Chett: What do you sing to a kid? We'd better think of somethin'; I'm bushed!

Wyatt: Well... doesn't have to be a lullabye... why not the "Friends" theme?

Chett: And, what makes you think I know that?

Wyatt: C'mon, Chett... I've caught ya a couple of times...

Chett: Well... okay.

They go back towards the bed, and each get on a different side.

Chett & Wyatt: (singing) So, no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love-life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear. When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you. (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you. (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you. ('Cause you're there for me too)....

They stop there as they noticed that Gosalyn has dozed back off. They each dropped a kiss on her forehead, and went back to bed. Later the next morning, they were discussing Gosalyn living there. They had decided they liked having a little sister to take care of; she was so sweet and trusting.

Wyatt: Since the guest room's gonna be hers now, Lisa and Tetra are gonna take her shopping to decorate it.

Chett: Yeah, that's a good idea.

Later that day, the guys went to see what the girls had picked out...

Chett: Why does it look like a brothel in here?

Tetra: (annoyed) It does not look like a brothel! (whispering to Lisa) What's a brothl?

Lisa: We brought the furiniture at Victoria's Secret.

Chett: Real appropriate.

Wyatt: (shrugs) I kinda like it? Gos... What do you think?

Gosalyn: (nodding happily) It's real pretty, Wyatt!

Lisa: See?!

Chett shakes his head in exasperation and mumbles something about having some papers to go over. The rest play a game with Gosalyn. While Chett is working on his lap-top, he doesn't notice the eerie pink volts slipping out...

Lisa: Um... guys... I don't feel so good!

Wyatt: (concerned) What's wrong, Lis?

Lisa: I... I don't know! Something feels... um... icky!

Wyatt: (placing a hand on her forehead) You feel kinda warm... maybe you oughta sleep here tonight.

Lisa: Okay.

Chett: Um, it's getting late... Why don't you help Lisa and I'll go tuck Gosalyn in.

Wyatt: Sure.

Chett: (lifts the laughing little girl over his shoulder) C'mon, munchkin! Bedtime!

Gosalyn: Night, Lisa. Night, Wyatt.

Wyatt: Night, kiddo.

Lisa: Night, sweetie.

Wyatt: (after Chett had taken her upstairs) I really like this side of Chett. He's really good with her.

Lisa: So are you.

Wyatt: Really?

Lisa: Oh yeah! She adores you both.

Wyatt: Well... let's get to my room.You can take my bed... I'll sleep on the floor.

Later that night, when they are all asleep. The pink electricity has formed into a bundle at the end of Chett's computer plug. Slowly, it slides onto the floor, and creeps out of the room! Looking like it is trying to decide which room to go into (as much as it can for a bundle of pink energy), it slides under Gosalyn's door! (Scene fades to black slowly.)

The next morning, Wyatt bursts into Chett's room.

Wyatt: (frantically shaking his brother awake) CHETT!!!

Chett: (grabbing him by the head) You had better have a good reason!

Wyatt: Gosalyn's missing!

Chett: What?!

Wyatt: I... I went to check on her this morning... and she was gone! All her stuff's there, so she didn't run away. But, there doesn't seem to be any sign of a struggle, either...

Screen fades out for the episode's second commercial break.


Fades back in slowly as the same scene continues...

Chett: Calm down; there's gotta be a logical explanation... I hope.

Lisa came into the room to see them searching frantically for any sign of where their sister may have gone. Suddenly, she sat down on the bed...

Lisa: (breathes deeply) Um,guys...

Chett: Huh?

Lisa: Do you smell that?

Wyatt: Smell what?

Lisa: C'mere, where I am.

They sit down next to her.

Lisa: Now, breathe deep.

They comply, but to no avail.

Wyatt: Maybe it's because you're a genie that---

Lisa: Of course!... Oh, no!

Wyatt: What?

Lisa: It's a NightGremblin!

Chett: And, what, pray tell, is that?

Lisa: I should've recognized the danger last night; my getting sick was probably some kind of alarm system!

Wyatt: (loosing his grip on calmness) What's a NightGremblin?

Lisa: A cyber-creature that comes in the night and steals little children away.

Chett: Why?

Lisa: (shrugs) Don't know. Never visited that part of the cyber-realm.

Wyatt: Can you take us there,though?

Lisa: Sure, no sweat.

She instantly zaps them all there. The place is  a dark, desolate, wasteland. They are suddenly approached by the king of the NightGremblins. He looks different from the rest, having distinct shape and features. He was short; looked like those gremblins from those 80's movies... except he was pink! Chett started snickering in spite of himself.

King NightGremblin: (sounding remarkably like Darth Vader) Silence! Why do you disturb me?

Lisa: Uh...

Chett: (evenly) Where's the girl?

King NightGremblin: Ah... you have come to claim my latest... aquistiion.

Wyatt: Where is she?

King NightGremblin: (makes a cage of pink electricity around Lisa) No help from your genie!

Lisa: Hey!

King NightGremblin: (turns to Wyatt) You may search for her in my mine... (turns to Chett) But, you must face me in battle if any of you are to ever leave alive.

A slow grin forms over Chett's features.

Wyatt: Chett! No! You can't---

Chett: Go find her; It'll be fine. (gives him a gentle shove) Go!

Wyatt runs towards the mine.

Wyatt: Gosalyn! Gosalyn!

Suddenly, from the crowd of working children, there is a small squeak, and a red blur coems towards him. He scoops her up and they tightly embrace.

Wyatt: (kisses the top of her head) Shhh. Shhh. It's okay now. You're safe.

He carries her out, still clinging tightly to his neck with her head buried in his chest. They came back to Chett & Lisa just in time to see Chett grab King NightGremblin by the ears and swing him into Lisa's cage; stunning him and melting the bars. Lisa takes the opportunity to zap him away. Then, the place starts crumbling!

Wyatt: Lis?!

Lisa quickly zaps them home.

Lisa: (holds out her hands) Let me take her. (lays Gosalyn on the bed & brushes her fingers over her eyes)

She instantly falls asleep.

Lisa: This didn't happen; it was all a dream.

Wyatt: Yeah, she's not ready to know everything yet.

Chett: What about the other kids?

Lisa: They'll be sent home and think they were dreaming too.

Chett: And, King NightGremblin?

Lisa: (a sly grin playing around her lips) Oh... we won't be having any more trouble from him!

Flash to a novelty shoppe where King NightGremblin is trapped in a lava-lamp!

King NightGremblin: (pounding on the glass) Hey! Lemme out! I'm royalty.

Scene slowly fades out for the episode's third commercial break.

Later, Wyatt and Lisa are sitting on the couch while Chett is talking to their dad.

Chett: (hangs up) Um... Dad's hired Gos a nanny.

Wyatt: Why?

Chett: Well... you're going to college soon, I work now, they don't know about Lisa...

Wyatt: Guess it makes sense.

Chett: (sighs) Yeah... would've been nice, though.

Wyatt: Chett, we'll still be her primary raisers. The nanny's just to help when we're not here.

Chett: Yeah... I guess.

Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Chett goes to answer,and a lovely woman with long, dark hair is standing at the door.

Chett: Uh...

Woman: (heavy french accent) Is this the Donnelly residence?

Chett: Yeah...

Woman: Ah!Good! I am the nanny.

Chett: (grins) Really?

Wyatt: (nudges Lisa) Ya know, I think Chett may have changed his mind!

Fades out slowly as the closing credits begin being shown normally with the 'Weird Science' theme playing while a few special shots from this episode are shown in the background.


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