Weird Science: Fanfiction


Season 6, Episode 1:
"The Day After - (Part 1 of 3)"

"You make man…"
"No, Woman."

Gary and Wyatt look at each other as the Weird Science song starts, showing the following scenes (note- 'S6!' means a new scene from season 6): -The keyboard 'Enter' button is pressed
-Weird Science logo
-Lightning strikes the house
-Lisa created
-View of Lisa, moving up
-Gary and Wyatt travel through the dream gate
-Bazooka boys forming
-Catwoman Lisa
-Gary's poet within is zapped out right next to him
-With Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt in the background, Chett does the disco dance of innocence and his arm flies off
-Lisa blows magic kiss to Wyatt

Michael Manasseri clips
-Old West Wyatt gets pulled through the time warp
-(S6!) Falls down into an island lagoon
-Turns into nightmare id monster
-Head gets pulled off
-(S6!) In pajamas, with wet hair, gets zapped by Lisa into day clothes and dry hair

John Mallory Asher clips
-(S6!) Swings a frustrated fist in a black and white scene
-(S6!) About to bite an apple as it gets zapped into a remote control
-Lisa's finger touches his head, zapping him a super large brain
-Beams down inside Farber High with Tetrahydrozaline

Lee Tergeson clips
-Playing the piano on Groundhog Day
-Buccaneer hat placed on his head zaps him into the Pirate King
-Fighting Principal Scampi as the room flashes with yellow electricity
-(S6!) As suited Principal, gets face slapped
-Jumps down from ceiling as secret agent wearing black outfit

Vanessa Angel clips
-(S6!) Wearing a Scooby Doo T-shirt on a tropical island, zaps up a compass in her hand
-Carefully enters a dark cave, carrying a 'light saber' glowing stick
-Tiger on grave morphs into Lisa wearing a tiger-print dress
-Wearing glasses and suit disguised as a school teacher
-Large grinning close-up

- Gary and Wyatt in tuxedoes rocket up wearing jetpacks - Lisa, Gary, Wyatt, and Chett are all wearing earphones, singing around a microphone - (S6!) Lisa with her arms around Gary and Wyatt, zaps them and all 3 disappear - Black & white Dr. Frankenstein "She's alive! Alive!"

Farber Students: (Singing) …Do they know it's Groundhog day at aaaaALL?!! (Cheering, clapping)

Screen fades out to black.


Fades into the outside shot of the Donnelly residence.


Written by:
Meesum Abidi (J.L.)

Inside, an alarm clock goes off and Wyatt wakes up, then looks straight towards the bathroom door.

Wyatt: Chett, are you still in there? (Gets up and knocks on the door) You wouldn't want to be late for your first day of school… (chuckles under his breath) as principal.

Lisa zaps into the room with a cup of coffee in each hand.

Lisa: Too late, he already left.

Wyatt gives her a puzzled look; she gives him a cup.

Lisa: He wanted to be early.

Wyatt: Chett? The only time he was ever early was when he thought the A-Team was being shown at 7. It wasn't.

Lisa: This is a big day for him, new career, a new life. Gary, too.

Wyatt: I can't believe Gary's on his honeymoon with Tetrahydrozaline.

Lisa: (Looks at Wyatt funny) You're not jealous are you?

Wyatt: No it's not like that. I mean, sure I always figured I'd be the first one married, not to mention the first with a career. But now that Gary and Chett have beaten me to it, what's left?

Lisa: Excuse me?! There's still a genie in your house, mister self-absorbed!

Wyatt: That's the whole point! Here you are, a beautiful, powerful magic genie, and what do I have to show for it?

Flashback from the previous day when Farber Phil is asking Gary and Wyatt what wishes they made.

Farber Phil: Um, so how come you're not the richest man in the world living on an island with Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell?

Gary: Uh…

Wyatt: We uh, never really wished for that.

Farber Phil: Um, so what did you wish for?

Wyatt: I uh, I wished to be president of the chess club once, didn't work out.

Flashback ends.

Lisa: Snap out of it, Wyatt! Being bummed out won't help!

Wyatt: I know. Maybe I just miss Gary.

Lisa: So do I. But he'll be back from the Intergalactic Club Med before you know it.

Wyatt: (Looking excited) Hey Lis, could we zap over there during recess and surprise them?

Lisa: I don't think my magic can make it all the way to planet Nevarus-4.

Wyatt: Aren't they on Nevarus-3?

Lisa: 3, 4; like the number makes a difference!

Wyatt: (Points to his clock) Well, those numbers are making a difference. (Gulps his coffee) I gotta get ready.

Lisa: Relax! And try a triple-dose of what I like to call (raises her hand, which is glowing with blue electricity), 'morning sunshine'!

Lisa proceeds to zap Wyatt, resulting in him still in his pajamas but with wet hair.

Lisa: It cleans…

Zap number 2 leaves Wyatt dressed in casual wear with neat, dry hair.

Lisa: It clothes…

Wyatt is zapped a third time with no apparent difference.

Wyatt: What does that last one do?

Lisa: Freshens breath.

Wyatt: How about zapping up some breakfast?

The sound of a zap is heard and Wyatt is left with his mouth full and barely closed. At first he starts choking, then with some effort and a grimaced face, he succeeds in swallowing.

Wyatt: (Regaining his breath) Not…all at once!

Lisa: Next time ask for a bowl.

Wyatt gasps as Lisa smiles and chuckles silently.

Cut to the steps outside Farber High where some students have arrived early, sat down, and seem to be waiting; some are still eating breakfast and snack food. An apple slips out of a boy's hand and bounces down the steps before coming to a halt on the sidewalk.

Two shiny, black formal shoes step right next to the apple. The view moves up to show finely creased, dark gray dress pants. We see the students' gaze moving up slowly. The screen shot goes back to the rising left side view of the finely dressed figure to show a gray suit jacket, white shirt, navy blue tie, and a crew-cut head with the face of…

Chett Donnelly!

The screen fades out for the episode's first break.



The screen fades into the words 'Principal Chester Donnelly', handwritten on a nametag under the left lapel of Chett's jacket. The students smile at the sight of their new principal when suddenly…

Chett: All right clear out, nerd-maggots! If you wanna wait you can wait INSIDE! (Points in) There's nothin' to see out here.

The kids go in and Chett spots the media arriving.

Chett: (Yells) Hero! Right here! The guy who defeated the aliens! Interview the hero of the invasion, (points to himself) right here!

Lisa and Wyatt appear with a zap on school grounds. Wyatt's carrying a backpack and Lisa is dressed in some sort of school uniform. They start walking towards Chett at the steps, still half a kilometre away.

Wyatt: My brother the Principal, who would have thought. (Looks at Lisa) What's with the school girl outfit?

Lisa: Although he's the principal, Chett would still hit on me if I were dressed as a teacher. But he wouldn't dare hit on me dressed as a school girl.

Wyatt: Maybe. But I wouldn't use that word 'dare' around Chett, if I were you.

Lisa: Right. (Looks ahead) Hey, what's going on there?

Wyatt and Lisa are close enough to hear the reporters hounding Chett with questions.

Reporter#1: What about reports of a magic genie?

Reporter #2: Is the genie still here?

Wyatt and Lisa stop and run behind a bush.

Wyatt: They're starting to ask questions. And it's gonna be worse once Chett starts talking.

Lisa: I can't zap him cause of his brain chalice. (Looks serious) What little secrecy we thought I had left is in jeopardy!

Reporter#1: Did the genie stop the aliens?

Chett: What? Uh…wait, uh…hang on…

Reporter #2: Did she write that song the students sang?

Chett: What, no? I stopped the aliens! And I played the piano for the song!

Reporter #3: Didn't Farber make peace with the aliens?

Chett: Uh…yeah, but…only after I stood up to them! People, it's supposed to be about me! Me! Me!

Onlookers Wyatt and Lisa duck behind the bush.

Lisa: Chett's greed for the spotlight may have bought us time to think.

Wyatt: Why didn't you just wipe everyone's memory yesterday? It would have prevented the media leak!

Lisa: (Sincere) Everyone was so friendly after peace with the aliens and that song and all; I just couldn't erase their memories of it. Hey, (upset) you were the one who told everyone I'm a genie in the first place!

Wyatt: Oh yeah. Sorry.

Lisa: (Peaks over the bush then sits back down) We've gotta lay low for a while.

Wyatt: Uhh…(smiles) hey! What about that wish about the island with the models?

Lisa: Crawford and Campbell are unavailable, and I can't break their contracts.

Wyatt: Just improvise!

Lisa zaps them and they both disappear.

Chett is furious with the media.

Chett: Aaagghh! You reporter-dweebs just don't get it! I am the hero of the (speaks slower) in-va-sion!

The media look unimpressed.

Chett: Look I'm the new Principal here and I gotta go prince the kids. I mean I've got principalizing to do. I mean, uh…come back after school and I'll have all the nifty alien facts ready!

The media still look unimpressed, and Chett looks as unconvincing as usual.

Chett: (Nervous) Heh-heh! (Enters the school)

The screen fades out for the episode's second break.



Fade into some tropical island with blue skies and a warm breeze on a beach. Lisa and Wyatt zap up, both wearing loose-fitting beach shorts and extra large T-shirts.

Lisa: (Wearing a Scooby-Doo shirt) No MEDDLING reporters around here! (Smiles) Much better.

Wyatt: (Looks around and sees a few women in swimsuits, amidst the palm trees) All right! Who are these babes, anyway?

Lisa: Models who didn't have contracts, so no one you've heard of.

Wyatt: (Still smiling) Hey, I'm not complaining. So how come you're not in a bikini, Lis?

Lisa: Part of your horn-dog wish was to enjoy looking at these improvised models. If I were wearing a bikini, I'm afraid their purpose here would be rendered futile.

Wyatt: (Almost looking disappointed) How true. (Looks around) This place looks familiar. Oh Lisa, am I now the richest man in the world?

Lisa: Yuppers! However, you can't walk around with more loads of cash than you can carry. That's why in your pockets you'll find…

Wyatt: (Takes out a pad from his pocket) Checks?

Lisa: 'Richest Man' checks! An unlimited supply.

Close-up of check shows the words 'Richest Man in the World' and 'now accepted everywhere on the island!'

Wyatt: This is great! What should I buy first? A Lamborghini, Superman comic number 1, Euro-Disney?

Lisa: (Smiles) How about pizza? Travelling always makes me hungry. And Pizza Hut is always better than anything I can zap up.

Wyatt: Pizza Hut?

Wyatt looks around and sees a Pizza Hut sign. Then a second, then a third.

Wyatt: (Controlling his anger) We're on that Pizza Hut paradise island of yours, aren't we?

Lisa: (Flustered) Did… I do that? (Full shot of Lisa's Scooby-Doo shirt) I guess this was the only place that didn't have any MEDDLING reporters.

Wyatt gives her a disappointed stare.

Lisa: What?! Getting away from the media, and figuring a way out of this mess, was our whole reason for coming here.

Wyatt: (Getting hysterical) Let me get this straight. I'm the richest man in the world, and the only places where I can spend my money are the Pizza Huts here?!!

Lisa: No, of course not! There is one other chain on this island…

Scene cuts to another setting in front of a drinks stand.

Wyatt: Orange Julius?

Lisa: (Excited) That's right! They're all over the island, too!

Wyatt: Ah yes. Let's drink to another weird wish!

Lisa: Make mine a double strawberry.

Wyatt and Lisa walk up to the O.J. stand and take a seat on the stools.

Wyatt: (To the counter-boy) Two double strawberries, please. (Fills out a check and hands it to the boy)

Counter-Boy: Another 'Richest Man' check? How many of you are there?

Wyatt: (He and Lisa look at each other with wonder) What? Another guy is using the same checks?

Counter-Boy: (Puts their drinks on the counter) Yes, he was just here 5 minutes ago.

Lisa: Which way did he go?

Counter-Boy: (Points) Down the hill somewhere near the lagoon.

Lisa: Let's go!

Lisa and Wyatt both get up then head for the lagoon. They immediately come back, grab their forgotten drinks, then start again, down the hill.

Cut to Chett in his new office looking at computer files for student class schedules.

Chett: Skank-boy's off planet somewhere, but where's Pit-lick?

A familiar voice of authority speaks.

Familiar voice: Wyatt is nowhere on school grounds.

Chett: (Disrespectful voice) Assist… (respectful voice) I mean Princip…I mean, Pops! What are you doing here?

Scampi: When a Principal transcends the boundaries and becomes a guardian angel, he develops insightful powers. I can sense both Wyatt and Lisa aren't here.

Chett: Special powers? That's great! The media's knockin on my door while Pit-lick is gallivanting with my-dream-of genie! So where are they?

Scampi: They're nowhere on school grounds.

Chett: You said that already. Can't you home in on them or something?

Scampi: (Tries to sense them with effort) Evidently, a principal-turned-guardian's sensory powers are limited to the grounds which he had once schooled upon.

Chett: So your saying your powers bite?

Scampi: (Pauses, then speaks calmly) Yes, Chester. My powers bite.

The screen fades out for the episode's third break.



Fade into Lisa and Wyatt at the lagoon, standing on a ledge above a shallow pool.

Wyatt: Our mystery man isn't here and we've looked all over the lagoon. How will we find him, now?

Lisa: With this! (Zaps up a flat cylindrical object in her right palm)

Wyatt: A compass?

Lisa: A 'Richest Man' compass! It'll point us to the source, and right now it's pointing to the right. Let's follow.

Lisa passes Wyatt and heads in the direction of the arrow.

Lisa: (Stops) Wait a second, now it's pointing behind me.

Wyatt catches up next to Lisa and the needle swings to the right.

Wyatt: It's tracking ME isn't it? This won't help!

Lisa: It must be tracking your checks! No problem…(turns toward Wyatt and pushes him over the edge into the water)

Wyatt: Waaaaa…(Falls in the lagoon then stands up with his head above water) What was that for?!!!

Lisa: The compass can't track your 'Richest Man' checks when they're wet. See? It's giving us a new heading! (Starts walking toward some trees)

Cut to a clearing where Lisa emerges from the trees followed by Wyatt, who's still wet.

Lisa: Up ahead to those chairs.

Wyatt: There he is. (Calls to a figure sitting on a lounge chair, facing away from them) Hey you, Mister Richest Man!

The figure gets up and turns around.

Gary: Finally! Would you 2 mind explaining what's going on?!!

to be continued...

Cut to closing credits. Weird Science music starts as a familiar scene is shown.

Lisa: It must be tracking your checks! No problem… (turns toward Wyatt and pushes him over the edge into the water)

Wyatt: Waaaaa…(Falls in the lagoon then stands up with his head above water) What was that for?!!!

Director: Cut! Take Michael's fall over.

Camera zooms out to reveal the production crew as Michael Manasseri climbs out of the water. Vanessa Angel stands by at the ledge.

Cut to retake.

Michael Manasseri: Waaaaa…(Falls in the lagoon)

Director: Cut! Not so head-first, Michael. Retake!

Cut to retake.

Michael Manasseri: Waaaaa…(Falls in the lagoon)

Director: Cut! Not bad this time, but let's do one more.

Michael Manasseri: (Looks into camera, embarassed) Is it too late to ask for my stunt double, again?

Cut to retake.

Michael Manasseri: Waaaaa…(Falls in the lagoon)

Zoom on Vanessa Angel.

Vanessa Angel: (Whispers to camera) Make him take it over!

Michael Manasseri: (Still in water) Hey, I heard that! (Starts splashing some water out towards Vanessa and the production crew, while laughing) You're turn to get wet, haha…

Everyone clears the pool area.

Director: Cut! It's a wrap!


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